I’m going to sleep for like 3 hours, wake up at 12, study for my anthropology test for 3 hours and then sleep for another 3 hours, then get ready for my 8AM.

This can’t possibly go wrong.

Got my first paycheck today. I am super proud of myself right now.

I guess you misjudged me. I guess I did. You’re just a little sinner like the rest of us. I’m almost kind of sad about that.

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50 questions

1: What would you name your future daughter?

2: Do you miss anyone?

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

6: Did you go out or stay in last night?

7: How late did you stay up last night?

8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

20: Who did you last see in person?

21: What is the last thing you said out lot?

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

23: Have you ever been to Paris?

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

25: Do you use chap stick?

26: Who did you last share a bed with?

27: Are you listening to music right now?

28: What is something you currently want right now?

29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

30: How is your heart lately?

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

33: What do people call you?

34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

36: What are you listening to right now?

37: What is wrong with you right now?

38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

40: What is on your wrists right now?

41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?

42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?

43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?

45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

46: What were you doing at midnight last night?

47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

49: Have you ever been to New York?

50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

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Someone ask me these I’m so bored

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mamasam:

evashandor:

brownfatfemme:

merpldom:

merpldom:

So I’ve seen this post going around in link form, which isn’t super useful to anyone who wants to read it, so I put it up in photo form. Useful for anyone who doesn’t have xkit. :3 Definitely like and reblog the OP, but if it shows up as a link, this helps. :3

I fixed the link for the OP so it works now :)

NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RN!!! THANK YOU TUMBLR!

I suck at cover letters so this is fab

OTHER THINGS TO ADD: 

  • Attach your resume. Even if they don’t ask for it, attach it. The worst that can happen is that they will ignore it. Make sure your resume hits on your skills and experience AS CLOSELY AS POSSIBLE TO THE JOB DESCRIPTION. Even in the same order would be good. Be sure to add in a sentence at the end of your cover letter along the lines of, "My resume has been attached for your review. I believe my education and experience will make me a valuable addition to *NAME THE COMPANY/ORGANIZATION*."
  • If this is a cover letter that will be submitted as an electronic attachment (or paper—basically any form other than email), it’s good to take advantage of those nice header designs on most Word templates. Nothing too crazy, just a nice bold title for your name and some smaller listings underneath for your email and phone number.
  • YES, INCLUDE YOUR PHONE NUMBER AT THE TOP, EVEN THOUGH YOU WILL DAMN SURE BE MENTIONING IT IN YOUR LETTER.
  • Now take that wonderful looking header and use it on your resume. BAM. LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL MATCHING FORMAT. THAT IS SOME GORGEOUS, PROFESSIONAL LOOKING STUFF. And now your resume can easily be identified even if it’s separated from your cover letter and OH LOOK THEY WILL ALWAYS HAVE YOUR CONTACT INFO. 
  • If you have not done so yet, go get yourself a professional, grown up email account. I recommend Firstname(dot)Lastname(at)gmail.com. This is what you will use on every resume/application/cover letter ever. It’s also helpful because it insures that responses to your cover letter/applications will not get lost in your other inboxes or junk mails. You don’t go to a job interview in your weekend sweatpants, so you don’t apply for a job with your everyday, circa 1996 email account. It’s all about putting your best foot forward, folks.

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Being horny is so depressing because I don’t have anyone to let it out with.

I haven’t been with anyone physically or emotionally since May and it’s just been really depressing and lonely.

I’m trying to accept the fact that I will never have anyone like that. I’m trying to ease myself into being comfortable with leading a lonely life and to not have anyone. And every time I take a step forward in this, I take three steps back because something always reminds me of what I cannot have.

The guy in my accounting class who looks like Cary Joji Fukunaga only comes to class on the days we have tests.

This breaks my heart so much.

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Ran out of time on my stats test today. Ahhhh fuck. Pretty sure I got the two out of five questions I guessed on right though.

lovemonicabellucci:

Happy Birthday Monica Bellucci! ♥

September 30, 1964

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Where there was nature and earth, life and water, I saw a desert landscape that was unending, resembling some sort of crater, so devoid of reason and light and spirit that the mind could not grasp it on any sort of conscious level and if you came close the mind would reel backward, unable to take it in. It was a vision so clear and real and vital to me that in its purity it was almost abstract. This was what I could understand, this was how I lived my life, what I constructed my movement around, how I dealt with the tangible. This was the geography around which my reality revolved: it did not occur to me, ever, that people were good or that a man was capable of change or that the world could be a better place through one’s own taking pleasure in a feeling or a look or a gesture, of receiving another person’s love or kindness. Nothing was affirmative, the term “generosity of spirit” applied to nothing, was a cliche, was some kind of bad joke. Sex is mathematics. Individuality no longer an issue. What does intelligence signify? Define reason. Desire- meaningless. Intellect is not a cure. Justice is dead. Fear, recrimination, innocence, sympathy, guilt, waste, failure, grief, were things, emotions, that no one really felt anymore. Reflection is useless, the world is senseless. Evil is its only permanence. God is not alive. Love cannot be trusted. Surface, surface, surface, was all that anyone found meaning in…this was civilization as I saw it, colossal and jagged…

Bret Easton Ellis

(from American Psycho. Bret Easton Ellis’ controversial classic was banned in Canada in 1991 following its publication, and was described as being, “pure trash, as scummy and mean as anything depicts…”)

Banned Books Week

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that-liberal-atheist-asshole:

whateveripostwhatiwant:

masterofkarateandfriendship:

whateveripostwhatiwant:

I like how everyone is outraged and disgusted when Jennifer Lawrence’s nudes get leaked but then when Kim Kardashian’s nudes get leaked people don’t even care and all of Tumblr says,”She probably leaked them herself.” 

Jennifer Lawrence and Kim Kardashian are one in the same. Nice people but not too talented who are both with egoistical musicians. Stop holding up one to a higher standard than the other when they’re both essentially the same Hollywood standard.

I completely agree with your general sentiment here, but I think the problem lies exactly in how you started to compare the two women by what talents they bring to the table. We should be outraged regardless of these factors.

We should be outraged regardless what their talents are, I agree about that. 

I do feel that people are more outraged over Lawrence’s nudes being leaked since she has the Oscar going for her and she’s pretty much the media’s darling while Kim doesn’t have all that. 

It’s just strange to see how two women who are both playing along with the Hollywood game can be treated so differently despite the fact that the same crimes has been done to both. 

to be fair, i feel like the reason people are saying Kim is doing it for attention is because her whole family lives off attention…and the fact that all the leaked nudes from other celebrities were due to an icloud hack and her pictures were taken on a blackberry…so…how would that work?

Yeah her family does crave attention, but if she did leak them herself, then it’s pretty interesting how her nudes were leaked at the exact same time the other nudes were leaked. 

Also, it may not have been an iCloud leak at all. Theories have been going around that the images that have been leaked were leaked from a deep web site that producers use to pass around nude photos of actresses they consider putting in their films. It’s Hollywood, so anything is possible. 

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